absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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