I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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