apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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