"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My balls are so social today.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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