Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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