Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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