I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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