I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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