Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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