Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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