Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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