I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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