Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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