Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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