I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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