Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
