I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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