Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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