On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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