D3 body, D1 cock
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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