ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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