I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Randomize
