i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
i now understand why vodka
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Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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