He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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