If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I want a musical about memes.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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