Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(909): View more from California

Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass

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(604): View more from British Columbia

found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long

(1-604): View more from British Columbia

wtf you measured my hair?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?

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(248): View more from Michigan

she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear

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(860): View more from Connecticut

no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.

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(707): View more from California

I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.

(419): View more from Ohio

....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I need a fuck buddy with more available hours

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