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(352): View more from Florida

She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?

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(209): View more from California

update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.

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the house was on fire??

(209): View more from California

shit I thought I told you.

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(876): View more from Jamaica

you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom

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(678): View more from Georgia

I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.

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WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!

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(760): View more from California

Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?

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(585): View more from New York

I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...

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(716): View more from New York

I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.

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