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  So drunk its hurt

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The Swedes wanted a tensome.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.

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• (716): View more from New York

  He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I have a surprise for you

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  Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!

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• (562): View more from California

  Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine

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  I just got chills

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick

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• (914): View more from New York

  you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through

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• (716): View more from New York

  i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...

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