i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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