Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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