eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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