then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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