i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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