Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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