Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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