Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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