We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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