im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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