I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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