We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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