Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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