the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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