I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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