Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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