if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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