BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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