Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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