her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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