eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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