Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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