It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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