you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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