there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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