i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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