Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
