my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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