I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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