whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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