Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Its about making memories worth repressing
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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