you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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