what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
is it fun? or sober?
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