Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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