we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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